Hola-I'm ellen, not an optimist, not a pessimist. Eh-I don't know what the hell I am. "boo you whore!"

May 27th

when someone says ‘I’ll speak to you tomorrow!’ and they don’t
but you don’t wanna seem annoying and talk to them first…
so you just don’t talk

haha alright then

May 27th
May 27th oh


been given this advice so many times aha
May 27th alekona:

love dat shirt!
May 27th
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May 27th
this.

kardashitans:

“awwwww shit this is my jam” i say as i spread it on my toast

(via bankn0tes)

May 27th
May 26th changingbut-never-changed:

gaaahh it’s been a year and i still want a tail!
May 26th

if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything 

(Source: readmor, via achsen)

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